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“So doctor, what’s the prognosis for our patient?” asked the nurse. To which the Doctor replied “See for yourself.” Upon looking inside the room she sees a young woman screaming for all she is worth. “You stupid mother &%$#ers, let me the &%#@ out of here before I *#@%ing kick your @$$!” yelled the woman.  “Oh my,” stated the nurse. “Quite right!” responded the doctor, “Although strangely enough, it doesn’t appear to be a form of Tourette syndrome, she just doesn’t seem to have the filter that others do.”  A confused look crossed the nurses face “What do you mean doctor?” she asked.  “Well quite simply, she says what’s really on her mind, the unabridged or filtered truth, and as you can see it's quite…. Colorful.” He replied.

Standing up and walking to the door, she yanked it open. “If you two %&#@ing dip$%#@s have had enough of a #%$#ing show I am out of here!” she stated while shoving her way passed the startled nurse. “Miss, if you leave now we will never be able to find the cause of your problem and fix what is wrong," cried the doctor, attempting to follow her down the hall. Looking over her shoulder she said “I don’t have a problem you pompous @$$, maybe this %#$@ed up society, where %^$@#s like you think they know everything, has a problem!”

She knew of only one place she would be able to speak her mind without having to filter things the way “society” wanted her to. She was heading for Assassination City, the place where she could either speak her mind, or beat the hell out of anyone who didn’t like it.

“Go %#@$ yourself!”

 
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