"I ain't got no problem"

"I almost made it a whole month this time, Dave," I shot back.

"One of these days, you'll be out for good, my friend"

Hell, who is HE kidding?

I try to be good, I really do, but those crazy bar-brawlin', party-till-the-sun-comes-up Derby girls are hard to quit.  And I've never been a quitter.  I'm the type of girl who doesn't know limits, whether it's beating some poor sap at trading shots, or beating some chick on the track.  

My drink and my game are the same....kamikaze style.  I hurl my body through the air at jammers.  My only goal is to see that girl hit the floor.  No limits.

Which brings me back to this dump.  But hey, the hallways are nice to skate on, and the food's not half-bad.  By now this place feels like my second home...

but my first home will always be ASS CITY